ARTHUR AND LUDWIG IN DON'T MENTION THE WAR

Arthur mentioned it once but he thinks he got away with it!

He is of course drunk (as usual) and Germany vs England in 1966 is bound to come up too!

Germany is not amused!

Arthur, you w*nker!

Inspired by the wonderful "Fawlty Towers" of course

Basil Fawlty: Welcome to Fawlty Towers and I would like to welcome you war, you war, YOU ALL and I hope your stay will be a happy one.

Basil Fawlty: Is something wrong?
German Guest: Will you please stop talking about the war?
Basil Fawlty: Me? You started it.
German Guest: We did not!
Basil Fawlty: Yes, you did, you invaded Poland.
Basil Fawlty: I will take your orders,
[German accent]
Basil Fawlty: which must be obeyed at all times,
[Normal accent]
Basil Fawlty: , I mean, er... trespassers will be strung up with piano wire, SORRY! SORRY!

Basil Fawlty: Would you like to have something to drink before the war? Before your lunch?

German Guest: However did they win?

Basil Fawlty: Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.


Fawlty Towers (C) John Cleese and Connie Booth.
Hetalia (C) Hidekaz Himaruya