CALOMIA - SIR BENJAMIN OF PASTORIA

For ClaudiajandOCx and Amystersilver who were interested in this character and how he might look as I haven't drawn him before - (Armour/horses - EEk! Hope I succeeded!)



Well, here he is - Sir Benjamin was an utter, utter, utter, utter prat!

 Some ladies dream of being saved by a handsome knight in shining armour on a dashing white stallion - Well, Sir Benjamin has got the shining armour right but his noble steed is a chestnut mare called Hetty and she really, really hates him.  She  was the only steed he could find back at home in Pastoria.  He had only recently become a knight and had gone to the land of Utomia to work for Prince Rudolf.  He never listened to anybody who told him about the flora and fauna of Utomia, especially not rock elves!  And he was always "rescuing" maidens who didn't want to be rescued, namely poor Lady Caitlyn of Utomia - from her best friend Trollius - a troll. The story is that he called Cailyn and Trollius's friend Ammonia a great upset.   Ammonia happens to be a rock elf and he made the grievious mistake of calling her a fairy.  He is now ribbeting in a pond somewhere.  Serves him right, the stupid numpty!

The story is also a ballad - Just don't let Joel Hogweed sing it for you!