JOEL CHARACTER QUESTIONAIRE

Thanks to Gracefultatiana for this!  I don't tag people but I love doing these.  And Joel cos you all love him the most



1: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Joel Hogweed, man and NOT Joe so don't call me that! Joel does not come with a silent "l"! (Erik - I can think of several nicknames!)
2: What's your gender?

MALE!  Admittedly, there was this adventure when we all had to disguise ourselves as harem girls to rescue Fid but definitely male!

3: Interesting... what's your current age?

22 (and three quarters!)

4: Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

Don't have a favourite - Love everything!

5: And your favorite drink?

I do love a glass of ale at the Purple Dragon Inn or in my homeland of Ego

6: Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

My little bunny rabbit Fid! (she hates me calling her that)

7: Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

Mind your own business man!

8: Classic question! What's your favorite color?

Purple and green - like my threads, man!

9: Who's your favorite author?

I'm like too busy to read a book, man! (Fid:  He can't remember when he last read a book)

10: Now what's your biggest fear?

Monsters and balloons!  And crazy women carrying rifles that shoot petunias (I won't elaborate, man!)

11: *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

When people don't dig my guitar man and realise that I AM a musical genius!

12: Any Siblings?
Yeah, Erik - Love my bro but he's SO serious - Lighten up, man!  He's a year older than me

13: Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

Hero?  I don't have any heroes!  You meet your heroes and they let you down, man!

14: Okay, who is your worst enemy?

There's more than one!  Trolls, giant squids, any kind of monster, dragons...the list is endless!  Oh and Fid has a sister called Delilah who's a total psychopath!

15: What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Man, I would feed my "heroes" to these monsters! (Erik:  His heroes didn't like his guitar playing!) Man, will you guys STOP interrupting me, like!


16: Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

I've met my creator - She's an old lady who comes from a place called England - That's NOT a real place! (Tru:  Remember what happened last time you called me an old lady?!  And if you did read, you'd know that England IS real!)

17: Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! WAT Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Dunno but Fid keeps asking me that question! (Fid:  Cos you've yet to GROW up!)

18: What's your worst nightmare?

A troll carrying a balloon hand in hand with Delilah!

19: What's your lifelong dream?

Making beautiful music with Fid and with the band I'm gonna form with Silage

20: What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Wow?  Erik says it would be a miracle if I, like, made beautiful music!  But getting some success with the band, man - We've tried busking.  They just pay for us to go away - Philistines! (Henri - Not likely to happen!)

21: Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

In a cool inn with my guitar with free ale (hopefully)

22: Favorite music?
Man, what a stupid question!  Mine of course!  I rock!

23: Do you have any friends?
Yeah - Erik, Fid,  Henri (Erik's chick), Wyrmud, Cacophony but the guy I like to hang out with the most is Silage Spud.  He's a bongo playing dwarf.  We want to form a band!

24: Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Making beautiful music!  Strumming the guitar!  Drinking ale.  Meeting otherworlders - I wanna know 'bout the strangers like me!  As long as my bunny is with me! (Fid: And I don't have to meet them!)